Remember when I said I’d spare you my vision of Shaolin Jesus? Of course you don’t. I have no regular readers! But that is not my point. The point is, what else the fuck am I gonna do with “chair”? Seriously. Chair? Desperate times call for desperate measures. That’s right. Shaolin Jesus.
My next promise is that I will spare you my depiction of Mohammed as a Mexican wrestler next week when the theme is, no, not “Danish cartoonists” – or “famous embassy disasters” – but “stapler.” That is because I will be inspired!