Aww! Who’s a wittle Rorschach? You are! Who has a cushy job waiting for him in a couple of decades at the Department of Homeland Security or the Vice President’s Office if only he can avoid pissing off blue guys with actual superpowers? You do! Yes, you! Yes, you! Yes. You. Awwww.
You’re going to Cute Overload, that’s where you’re going! Yes you are!
…oh. Hmmm. Guess I’m not the very first person to think of this. But miiine is better! thpppt.